Food Porn

So my parents decided to abandon me for Paris this past week and for 10 days and whilst I am probably more surprised than you that the house is still standing, I am more impressed that I managed to feed myself for 10 days. As much as I would have loved to survive on a whiskey diet coupled with the occasional Chipotle burrito I was forced to cook and stay relatively sober because I have to be in the office at an ungodly hour every morning.

That being said I did spend a majority of time this week on two of my favorite food websites: www.tastespotting.com and www.foodgawker.com. Basically they pull images of awesome looking food from hundreds of food/recipe blogs every day. Then I stare at my screen and salivate like a fatass – And when I am occasionally brave enough to click on a recipe I find that it calls for 15 ingredients even professional chefs wouldn’t use so I cry as I make myself another turkey sandwich. Either way, if you love torturing yourself, or are a great cook, or salivating in front of a computer screen sounds extremely attractive then I highly suggest you check the sites out.





P.S. Writing this before bed was fucking retarded



2 Comments

  1. ehowe wrote:

    hold on mate, have to change my trousers…

  2. mmiao wrote:

    And when I am occasionally brave enough to click on a recipe I find that it calls for 15 ingredients even professional chefs wouldn’t use so I cry as I make myself another turkey sandwich.

    hahahahaha